Casual · March 26, 2015
Please, Don’t Touch Anything (2015)
Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a cryptic, brain-racking button-pushing simulation. Covering for a colleague who is taking a bathroom break, you find yourself in front of a mysterious panel which only component is a red button. And since you’ve clearly been instructed not to touch anything, the only thing you want to do now is push that damn button. Push it and expect to be held liable for any unintended aftermath. And there will be many. FEATURES 25 devious enigmas Singular pixel art Atmospheric chiptune soundtrack Steam Cards Achievements
Casual releases from 2015
24 Casual titles launched in 2015 — top 6 by review volume.
Peer Casual titles
Comparable titles in the same genre and review-volume band — ranked by Steam positive percentage.
Community Tag Signals
Tag weights reflect how many Steam users voted each descriptor — larger pills = stronger consensus.
- Puzzle · 172
- Indie · 143
- Pixel Graphics · 133
- Point & Click · 111
- Singleplayer · 98
- Multiple Endings · 88
- Illuminati · 81
- Great Soundtrack · 60
- Casual · 54
- Difficult · 43
- 2D · 42
- Hidden Object · 38
- Horror · 31
- Funny · 21
- Short · 21
Position in Casual
| Metric | This title | Genre position |
|---|---|---|
| Review volume | 5.3k Steam reviews | Top 45% in Casual |
| Positive rating | 89% positive | Genre average: 88% — this title sits in top 63% |
| Engagement hours | 3 h average | Top 84% for session depth among Casual |
Localization Coverage
Interface / Subtitles (12)
- English
- French
- Italian
- German
- Spanish - Spain
- Dutch
- Japanese
- Korean
- Portuguese - Brazil
- Russian
- Simplified Chinese
- Turkish
Press Quotes
“At a time when I'm feeling a bit exhausted by half-finished behemoths, all with tangled lists of planned features, unfolding Please, Don't Touch Anything's little machine was pleasantly isolating and captivating.” 7/10 – PC Gamer “I originally decided to give this game a quick look before bedtime and ended up 2 hours later hunched over the computer in dim lamp light surrounded by hastily scribbled out math.” 8/10 – TechRaptor “Only once in a blue moon do the stars align…
Reception Metrics
Steam community
89%Very Positive · 5.3k reviews
4.7k positive · 582 negative
Curator recommendations
4.8k
Engagement Profile
All-time avg
3h
brief (under 5 hours)
Median
2h
Typical completion time
Achievements
15
Steam unlocks available
Release & Availability
| Release date | Mar 26, 2015 |
|---|---|
| Developer | Four Quarters |
| Publisher | ForwardXP |
| Base price | $2.49 -50% |
| DLC / Add-ons | 1 released |
| Platforms | Windows, macOS, Linux |
| Estimated owners | 100k–1M |
| External links | Official site · [email protected] |
Features & Capabilities
Community
- Steam Achievements
- Steam Trading Cards
Other
- Single-player
- Commentary available
- Family Sharing
Editions & Packages
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